Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.