What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

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What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants