What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

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Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!