Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.