Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

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Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work