Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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With love and hisses.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

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A MexiCo.

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