Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.