Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!