X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
He forgot the safe word.
Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
He calls it a work of art.
20 Watts
Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101
Because they got nun to love them
Because they let IT go
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.