How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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Why are Fiat cars named as such?

Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor.

What is a racists favorite Disney film?

101 Damn'Asians.