How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film?

Anti-chromactic

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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What is a racists favorite Disney film?

101 Damn'Asians.

What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations