How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What is a racists favorite Disney film?

101 Damn'Asians.