What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.