What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.