What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.