What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

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Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.