What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.