What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini

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Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.