They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Martini
It hurts, but olive.
Taken, not stirred.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Shaken. Not stirred
Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.
On the rocks.
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
I prefer both of them shaken
Tell them its almost over
We need to give you a cavity search
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
HOOO did that!
Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere
A baby in two dumpsters.
Apple Martini
With a paira, paira, pairadice
One's a tragic Mick...
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
A bananosecond
He Freudian slipped.
Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.
The High Five
High G.
