What are the four fastest hands in the world?

when it slips out.

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How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond