What are the four fastest hands in the world?

when it slips out.

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Why are government buildings alike all around the world?

free masonry.

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.