How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

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What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

Groin Jokes More Groin Jokes

How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.