What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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How are you today?

Me: Tim.

How many sad soccer fans are there today?

A Brazillion...

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

Who's there ! April ! April who ?

April might make you feel better !

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What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!