What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

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How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

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What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!