What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

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What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

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What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!