How many sad soccer fans are there today?

A Brazillion...

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions