How many sad soccer fans are there today?

A Brazillion...

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

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How many Latinos does it take to do a wax job?

A Brazillion!

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.