What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!