How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.