How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

Reposts

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!