How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver