How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.