How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a blind, mentally handicapped, quadriplegic?

You can call him whatever you want it's not like he's going to get up and do anything about it.

Where were you wanting to go ?

then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.