I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
Want to go out with me and Di tonight?
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
Because they always take things littorally
Asworstos.
Adam and Eve
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
New Recruit: Call for backup!
Ask the NSA for a backup.
Ebay.
Immigrants
The liver