How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!