How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.