How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

People Jokes More People Jokes

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.