How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver