How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver