Backup Jokes

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!