What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.