What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!