What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.