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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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