Edward Snowed-in
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Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)
He got snowed in.
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
I spy.
They were Snowden.
He was snowed in.
He was Snowden.
He was snowed in
You're a day late and a dolla short!
What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.
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Because he's Snow'd-in!
I'd tap that.
Jalapeno Business...........
Because they were Snowden.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
They got snowed in.
Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.
We're Snowden!
They got Snowden.
The power is on and you're connected to the internet.
He was Edward Snowed-In.
Because he got Snowden
Ask the NSA for a backup.
Because he got Snowden!
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
because lions only understand .rars
No reception.
jalapeno business!
They get Jalapeno business!
Because the stakes would be too high.
They planet
Edward Snowed In
Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
A: To study economics.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Cry me a peninsula.
He is small arms dealer
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
