What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.