What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.