Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.