Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.