Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.

Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's

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What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.