Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

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What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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Who's that running?

Not Tom

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!