Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.