Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

Asian Man Jokes More Asian Man Jokes

What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal