Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

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Because he was empty inside.

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Welp, seal ate her.

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No Biggie.

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Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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Bereave it.

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Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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It was a Regal

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.