Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection?

A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.