What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.