What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

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What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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What's a redneck's last words?

Hey, Watch This!

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst