Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
I cry when I chop an onion.
At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.
Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
Wait, I can explain everything!
An only child....
They screw children, not light bulbs.
Because people are dying to get in!
not enough
with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
A mathador.
Vitreous humour.
A dead bird.
