Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
Because they finish each other's sentences
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."