Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .