Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

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What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...