What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Homeless Jokes More Homeless Jokes

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

Hypothermia Jokes More Hypothermia Jokes

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)