What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas ?

Hypothermia.

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.