What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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What did Piotr get for christmas?

Your iPod!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What did the homeless man get for christmas ?

Hypothermia.