Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Restroom Jokes More Restroom Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.