Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.