Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.