Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko