How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

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Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10