How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

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How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

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What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y