How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

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Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW?

Because they have high double standards.

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.