How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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Where can you find a mormon horse?

Salt Lick City.

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW?

Because they have high double standards.

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.