How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.

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Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra