How Can Atheists Make Money, and Get Free Food?

By working at an abortion clinic. Or an orphanage.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer?

Spam.