How Can Atheists Make Money, and Get Free Food?

By working at an abortion clinic. Or an orphanage.

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

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Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer?

Spam.