What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.