What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone