What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi