What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger