Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono