He lives on a street with no name.
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
When there are no attachments
In the spaghetto
Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
A: When you help an old lemon across the street.
It takes the edge off it
Bono-y-Bono