Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

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Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono