Bono Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

What's the difference between Bono and God?

God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono.

What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

What do you call Bono's stupid brother?

Duno...

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

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