Jesus doesn't think he's Bono
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He lives on a street with no name.
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
Because he's close to The Edge
He still hasn't found what he's looking for.
Because he was too close to The Edge.
He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.
God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono.
God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
Bono-y-Bono
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It takes the edge off it
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
Duno...
With or without "u"
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
They don't want to be ostrich-sized!
BBQ sauce
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Bonos.
1. No mind. 2. No business.
They were trying to start a business.
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
I'm feeling a bit sorbet.
A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)
It depends on how big his plantation is.
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
he forgot the safe word
A: They have hearts of stone.
He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!
