Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

What's the difference between Bono and God?

God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono.