Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

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Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.