Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.