What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.