What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.