What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ?

Ankara went off the cliff !

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.