Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono