Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone?

He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

What's the difference between Bono and God?

God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono.