Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

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What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.