Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Roadrunner Jokes More Roadrunner Jokes

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.