Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Roadrunner Jokes More Roadrunner Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep