Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Roadrunner Jokes More Roadrunner Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep