Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Roadrunner Jokes More Roadrunner Jokes

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.