What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

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Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Ginger Jokes More Ginger Jokes

What's pink and smells of ginger?

Fred Astaire's finger.

Why don't Gingers go to the dentist?

They are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis.

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.