What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

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Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Ginger Jokes More Ginger Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What's a soldier's least favorite car company?

KIA