How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

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What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

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Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.