What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Fume Jokes More Fume Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.