One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
An elevator can raise a child.
A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
I'm tired".
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
I thought they only drive automatic
From running in to trees.
Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.
An elephant with diarrhea...
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Nebola
Formaldehyde
Dam-it!"
A Tank Top
He was running on fumes.
