What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

Funniest Joke Jokes More Funniest Joke Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

Hot Rod Jokes More Hot Rod Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.