What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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To cut the corners!

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Park-istan!

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Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

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Mark is black.

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Walking Jk rolling

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MOOOOOO!!!!

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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A: Scratch Paper!

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Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

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Because they are humerus

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.