A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
moo-tilated.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P
That sounded a lot better in my head
You would get severe frostbite.
A smooth operator!
Horses
Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)
Too many thank you notes to write
Samsung Not Explode
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
Because he wanted a hot rod.
