What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

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Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

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What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!