What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH