What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !