What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

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What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

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Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.