Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.