Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs