Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra"

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Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

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Because there are too many cheetahs.

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The Onlion King.

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.