What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What do you call a white guy with a gun?

A potential suspect.

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.