What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man