What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

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What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

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What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!