What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ?

Alexander friend are coming over !

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

American Jokes More American Jokes

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

What do you call a black man with a gun ?

You call him "sir".

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there