What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!