What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!