What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.