What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man