How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

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Violent revolutions never change anything.

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Nun.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!