What do you call the boyfriend of a beheaded prositute?

The headless whore's man

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

Behead Jokes More Behead Jokes

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded