How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

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How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.