How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.