How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.