What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.