How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

Previous Random Joke Next
Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

Testicle Jokes More Testicle Jokes

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car