How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

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How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What do you call a Russian with three testicles?

Hudyanika Bolokov

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How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

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What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.