How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

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What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

What is the difference between ovaries and testicles?

There is a vas diference

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

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How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.