How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

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What Pokemon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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What do you call someone who worships testicles?

Sacrilegious.

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

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Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.