What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.