What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.