What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What do you call a man who marries an old ugly and poor woman?

A: Desperate!

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.