What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe