What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

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Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli