What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

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Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

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What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli