What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

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Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

What do you get when you mix lemonade and ice tea?

A dead golfer...

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli