What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli